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12 Apr 2009 GAY CARTOON CHARACTERS. marinaandthediamonds.com [citation needed]
Note: These are copied from Marina's blogs, do not fix spelling/grammar mistakes.

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the back of the mighty tour bus. We just did a gig in a library in Lancaster. It was lovely to play with the bookends and the crowd was super sweet. Dont think my performance was worth more than 6/10 so feel grumpy. (What is new this week?)
Tour bus talk reaches a new low as the topic of buying wolf piss on the internet hits the fan, 1.5 mins into the journey. Apparently ‘Urban’ foxes can be scared away from eating your cat/ baby by strategically placing wolf wee wee around the garden. Also available in Coyote, Mountain Lion and Bobcat?
Go wild at http://www.predatorpee.com/!
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(Wow. I feel like I havent even lived.)
Topic of the day. Ever noticed how many gay characters there were in cartoons when you were kid, that you didn’t even clock onto until you were 23? Yep. This gay-train of thought first began on the way back from brighton when i witnessed a lesbian conductor giving a fine to a chav. I observed that almost all women who work on london transport seem to be lesbian. Weird! Any lesbians out there can you help me out with this? Is it because straight gals aren’t assertive enough/ they’re scared they’ll get their fingernails dirty etc etc?
In airports also there are many lesbian women working on security/ passport check etc. Sometimes I kind of enjoy being felt up in security. I dont think it is that weird. Its kind of like a 20 second body stroke. A free massage if you will. Its like when you used to make your mum check your hair for nits in school even though you knew you had none. Jus’ wanted a stroke, thassal….
Amazing gay cartoon characters in history, as follows:
Peppermint Patt from Snoopy
She has a deep, gravelly voice and always wears pants, not dresses, like the other Peanuts gals. She also plays a mean game of football and likes to taunt Charlie Brown. She’s most definitely sleeping with the rather androgynous Marcie.
Velma from Scooby Doo
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Wake UP yallll.
Beavis and Butthead
Their homophobia merely masks the fact that they are freaked out about the fact that they are themselves the gayest thing in town.
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He-Man
Definitely one of those butch in the streets, femme in the sheets queens. If he were a real person He-Man would be the type of guy who works out at the gym and spends his weekends gurning on ketamin at some of the less salubrous gay nightspots in town.
Enter Snagglepuss.
What a lad.
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PS- Does anyone remember Button Moon.. I long for button moon like i longed to put Rohypnol in Zac from Saved by the Bell’s drink when i hit puberty.

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